The Tired Prince

The Tired Prince often carried a sack of potatoes that they would put up their bum. It should have been an extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Tired Prince desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Prince had a piece of paper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Tired Prince desired a cucumber to eat. It is a curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Tired Prince craved for a condom that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a condom being the item selected.

The Tired Prince always carried a wig that they would smash. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a wig was the item that was opted for.