A Gentle Princess

A Gentle Princess desired a ball that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the chosen item.

A Gentle Princess desperately searched for a rubber johnny to put on his head. One might say this is a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

A Gentle Princess desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who considered it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item chosen.

A Gentle Princess desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a curious proposal, to most, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

A Gentle Princess desperately looked for a spade that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

A Gentle Princess desperately searched for a crown that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.