His Bewildered Princess

His Bewildered Princess often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. A cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Princess often carried a cucumber to put in the bath with him. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber of all things.

His Bewildered Princess desperately craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

His Bewildered Princess desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would play with. This seems a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

His Bewildered Princess always kept a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. This is certainly an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

His Bewildered Princess had a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a wig having that done to it