His Purple Princess

His Purple Princess desperately needed a condom that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Princess desperately wanted a ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a ball having that done to it

His Purple Princess always carried a can of coke that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

His Purple Princess always kept a helmet that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a helmet of all things.

His Purple Princess looked for a tomato to demolish. It would have been an original action, to some, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

His Purple Princess needed a chocolate bar to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.