His Horny Princess

His Horny Princess desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who expected it was amazing. A rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Princess always had with them a pint of cider that they would often hug. It was a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

His Horny Princess desperately desired a big sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

His Horny Princess carried a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Princess desired a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. It is a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

His Horny Princess looked for a cup that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. A cup would be the thing that was selected.