My Bum Loving Princess

My Bum Loving Princess desperately needed a piece of paper to experiment on. It is a fairly bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. A piece of paper was the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Princess desperately searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes hug. It is a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Princess wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Princess had a condom that they would put on his head. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Princess desperately desired a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Princess had a pen that they would often eat. It is considered to be an unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.