His Grumpy Queen

His Grumpy Queen desired a lava lamp to sleep with. It is considered to be a strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Queen needed a computer that they would cuddle. It should have been an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was awesome. A computer is the item to select.

His Grumpy Queen often carried a magic 8 ball that they would sit and look at. It might have been a fairly funny action, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Queen carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Queen searched for a rubber johnny that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Queen always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.