The Red Queen

The Red Queen needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

The Red Queen wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Red Queen always kept a tomato that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Red Queen looked for a custard pie that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Red Queen wanted a helmet that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a helmet is the item to choose.

The Red Queen searched for a bag of poop that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.