My Purple Queen

My Purple Queen desperately searched for a big sponge that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

My Purple Queen desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

My Purple Queen needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

My Purple Queen found a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

My Purple Queen always carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a fairly surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

My Purple Queen wanted a painting of a melon that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.