Her Bum Loving Queen

Her Bum Loving Queen always had with them a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.

Her Bum Loving Queen always kept a helmet that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Queen had a ball that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Queen carried a custard pie that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Queen desperately looked for a sword that they liked to share. It is an original suggestion, to many, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a sword being the thing opted for.

Her Bum Loving Queen craved for a little monkey that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.