The Unusual Queen

The Unusual Queen carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Queen carried a chocolate bar that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Unusual Queen looked for a radiator that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Queen carried a lava lamp that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be awesome. Honestly, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Unusual Queen desperately looked for a computer that they would play with. This is certainly an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

The Unusual Queen wanted a radiator that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the chosen item.