His Orange Queen

His Orange Queen often carried a bottle of coke that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

His Orange Queen craved for a crown that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item chosen.

His Orange Queen desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

His Orange Queen carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

His Orange Queen wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Queen, who felt it was simply life. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

His Orange Queen found a can of coke that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the item to choose.