The Horny Reindeer

The Horny Reindeer looked for a big sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Horny Reindeer always kept a big sponge that they sometimes share. It was considered to be an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Reindeer desperately desired a condom that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was exciting. Strangely, a condom is the thing to choose.

The Horny Reindeer owned a hat that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a funny operation, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen item.

The Horny Reindeer desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Horny Reindeer desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an unusual idea, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.