My Ugly Reindeer

My Ugly Reindeer desperately needed a toilet brush that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

My Ugly Reindeer wanted a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Reindeer desperately desired a helmet that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Reindeer searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

My Ugly Reindeer always had with them a set of lego that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Reindeer always kept a condom that they liked to demolish. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom having that done to it