His Funny Reindeer

His Funny Reindeer always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

His Funny Reindeer desperately desired a helmet that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

His Funny Reindeer wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

His Funny Reindeer always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

His Funny Reindeer searched for a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

His Funny Reindeer craved for a vibrator that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.