Yellow Reindeer

Yellow Reindeer desperately needed a CD player to eat. It might have been an odd thought, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a CD player was the item that was selected.

Yellow Reindeer often carried a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the thing selected.

Yellow Reindeer looked for a mug to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A mug of all things.

Yellow Reindeer often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken having that done to it

Yellow Reindeer always kept a wig that they would occasionally throw. It is a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was wonderful. Strangely, a wig being the item opted for.

Yellow Reindeer searched for a dildo that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a new idea, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be fun. Strangely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.