My Blue Reindeer

My Blue Reindeer searched for a lava lamp that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

My Blue Reindeer had a can of Tango to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

My Blue Reindeer owned a set square that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

My Blue Reindeer desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a different idea, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Reindeer always kept a melon that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is an exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

My Blue Reindeer had a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.