Confused Robin

Confused Robin desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. It should be a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

Confused Robin had a crown to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a crown being the item selected.

Confused Robin desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a dildo being the thing opted for.

Confused Robin desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to opt for.

Confused Robin needed a crown that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

Confused Robin always kept a stapler that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a stapler having that done to it