My Exciting Robin

My Exciting Robin searched for a bat that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who felt it was fun. Bizarrely, a bat being the thing opted for.

My Exciting Robin desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

My Exciting Robin looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes hug. It should have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who feels it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

My Exciting Robin wanted a dildo to eat. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who expected it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo being the thing selected.

My Exciting Robin always carried a pen that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing selected.

My Exciting Robin always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been an original thought, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.