Her Lovely Robin

Her Lovely Robin always carried a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Her Lovely Robin always kept a vibrator that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a weird idea, to most, but not to the Robin, who considered it was epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

Her Lovely Robin carried a mug that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely Robin desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often share. This is certainly a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be stunning. A bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely Robin desired a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who considered it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon being the item opted for.

Her Lovely Robin desperately wanted a tomato that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the item that was opted for.