Handsome Robin

Handsome Robin craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

Handsome Robin desired a porno magazine that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Handsome Robin desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

Handsome Robin desperately desired a block of cheese that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was stunning. A block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

Handsome Robin found a sword to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

Handsome Robin desperately desired a computer that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was chosen.