Fucking Robin

Fucking Robin looked for a ball to sit and look at. This could be considered a surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a ball being the thing opted for.

Fucking Robin often carried a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Remarkably, a teapot being the item selected.

Fucking Robin often carried a piece of paper to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

Fucking Robin owned a CD player that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to many, but not to the Robin, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Robin looked for a CD player that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Robin needed a sword that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to opt for.