A Grumpy Santa

A Grumpy Santa desperately wanted a stretchman that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly different exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Santa always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Santa desperately searched for a wig that they liked to share. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is amazing. A wig was the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Santa needed a sponge that they would often play with. This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

A Grumpy Santa desperately wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Santa desperately searched for a hat that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a hat being the item selected.