His Fucking Santa

His Fucking Santa always had with them a lava lamp that they liked to throw. It is considered to be an exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

His Fucking Santa desperately wanted a wig that they would often throw. It should be a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a wig was the chosen item.

His Fucking Santa desired a cheese grater to eat. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be awesome. A cheese grater being the thing selected.

His Fucking Santa desperately looked for a radiator that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item chosen.

His Fucking Santa always had with them a cucumber that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

His Fucking Santa carried a CD player that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a CD player is the item to opt for.