The Foolish Santa

The Foolish Santa desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would smash. This might appear to be a weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Foolish Santa found a can of Tango to sleep with. One might find this to be an astonishing thought, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Santa desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would eat. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Foolish Santa craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often embrace. It would have been an astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Santa craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a funny thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who considered it was spectacular. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Foolish Santa had a tomato to worship. It was a funny thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the item opted for.