His Naughty Santa

His Naughty Santa had a lava lamp that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

His Naughty Santa always kept a spade that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. A spade having that done to it

His Naughty Santa searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

His Naughty Santa always carried a crown that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a crown being the item selected.

His Naughty Santa wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes annihilate It would have been an odd operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

His Naughty Santa desired a set of lego that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to choose.