The Curious Santa

The Curious Santa carried a teapot to put in the bath with him. It might be an unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot having that done to it

The Curious Santa desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to throw. This could be considered a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was simply life. A can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Curious Santa always kept a bottle of coke to sit and look at. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Curious Santa wanted a stapler that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Santa wanted a cucumber that they would eat. It should be a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Santa owned a rubber chicken to smash. This is certainly a strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.