Their Foolish Santa

Their Foolish Santa always carried a teapot that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to choose.

Their Foolish Santa always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

Their Foolish Santa owned a pint of cider that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was magnificent. A pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Their Foolish Santa carried a dildo that they sometimes break. It is considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels it was exciting. A dildo is the item that was chosen.

Their Foolish Santa desperately looked for a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Foolish Santa always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing selected.