The Colourful Santa

The Colourful Santa desired a big sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Santa always carried a vibrator that they sometimes throw. It would have been an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Colourful Santa desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Colourful Santa desperately looked for a little monkey to smash. It should have been a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be wonderous. A little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Colourful Santa wanted a custard pie to experiment on. It should be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Colourful Santa desperately desired a spade that they would often play with. This seems to be an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.