The Talented Santa

The Talented Santa carried a set of lego that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Talented Santa desperately desired a set of lego that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

The Talented Santa wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Talented Santa always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a fairly odd thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Santa desperately desired a sponge that they liked to share. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Talented Santa desperately desired a bag of flour that they would share. It might have been a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was sublime. A bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.