His Anxious Santa

His Anxious Santa owned a rubber chicken that they would worship. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

His Anxious Santa always kept a tomato that they liked to worship. This seems to be a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

His Anxious Santa desperately needed a helmet that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

His Anxious Santa had a rubber johnny that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

His Anxious Santa often carried a sponge that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

His Anxious Santa had a cucumber that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.