A Fucking Santa

A Fucking Santa often carried a toilet brush to sleep with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

A Fucking Santa always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

A Fucking Santa desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Santa carried a big sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a curious activity, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. A big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Santa carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Santa desired a spade that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was chosen.