Her Anxious Santa

Her Anxious Santa desired a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a spade being the thing opted for.

Her Anxious Santa needed a hat that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a hat is the item that was chosen.

Her Anxious Santa searched for a pencil sharpener that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Her Anxious Santa wanted a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

Her Anxious Santa carried a dildo that they sometimes annihilate It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

Her Anxious Santa desperately wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.