His Famous Santa

His Famous Santa desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

His Famous Santa always carried a custard pie that they would often embrace. This might appear to be an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie of all things.

His Famous Santa always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

His Famous Santa desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often worship. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

His Famous Santa craved for a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bat is the thing to choose.

His Famous Santa owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen item.