My Grumpy Scammer

My Grumpy Scammer desperately wanted a hat that they would put up their bum. It is a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Scammer always had with them a cup that they would smash. One might say this is an unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Scammer wanted a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

My Grumpy Scammer always carried a helmet that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

My Grumpy Scammer looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

My Grumpy Scammer desperately craved for a porno magazine to play with. This is certainly a funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be exciting. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.