The Careful Scammer

The Careful Scammer desired a bottle of coke that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Careful Scammer looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Careful Scammer craved for a bottle of beer that they would break. It would be a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. A bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Careful Scammer desperately needed a stapler that they would often break. It is a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Careful Scammer desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes share. It would be an exciting thought, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a sword is the thing to select.

The Careful Scammer desperately needed a pen that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pen was the item that was selected.