His Weary Scammer

His Weary Scammer had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is sublime. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

His Weary Scammer desperately desired a tomato that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to choose.

His Weary Scammer always carried a tomato to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was epic. A tomato is the thing that was chosen.

His Weary Scammer often carried a spade that they would put up their bum. It should have been a strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a spade being the item selected.

His Weary Scammer found a piece of paper that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

His Weary Scammer often carried a lava lamp that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.