The Careful Scammer

The Careful Scammer desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was fun. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Careful Scammer always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an exciting action, to me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Careful Scammer desperately looked for a bat that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was selected.

The Careful Scammer craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes put on his head. It would be an odd operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Scammer desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper to worship. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

The Careful Scammer desired a teapot that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a teapot was the item that was opted for.