The Bum Loving Scammer

The Bum Loving Scammer owned a can of Tango that they would smash. This might appear to be an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Scammer searched for a CD player that they sometimes demolish. It should be a funny operation, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Scammer looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was out of this world. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Scammer wanted a teapot that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Scammer craved for a radiator that they liked to sleep with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Scammer looked for a crown to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a crown was the thing that was opted for.