His Different Scammer

His Different Scammer desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

His Different Scammer desperately desired a painting of a melon that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

His Different Scammer often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. It should be a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

His Different Scammer wanted a crown that they would drop. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a crown being the thing selected.

His Different Scammer desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was exciting. A bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

His Different Scammer desperately searched for a set of lego that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.