A Boring Servant

A Boring Servant desperately wanted a custard pie that they liked to cuddle. It was an unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

A Boring Servant desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

A Boring Servant carried a spade that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a spade of all things.

A Boring Servant needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be an odd idea, to you, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be breathtaking. A can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

A Boring Servant desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Servant needed a spade that they liked to put up their bum. It was an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.