The Cheerful Servant

The Cheerful Servant looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Servant found a crown to cuddle. This seems to be a new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Servant looked for a set of lego that they would smash. This is certainly a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Cheerful Servant always kept a rubber johnny that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Cheerful Servant looked for a wig to try to balance on their head. It might have been an odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to opt for.

The Cheerful Servant looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.