My Horny Servant

My Horny Servant needed a chocolate bar that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

My Horny Servant searched for a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Servant desperately desired a set square that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to select.

My Horny Servant desperately wanted a set of lego to play with. It would have been a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

My Horny Servant desperately needed a radiator to share. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to select.

My Horny Servant desired a sword that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a sword would be the item that was selected.