The Exceptional Servant

The Exceptional Servant desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would often play with. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Servant carried a computer that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a computer being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Servant always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Exceptional Servant desperately needed a crown that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Servant found a can of Tango that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly funny operation, to many, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Servant desperately needed a wig to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was selected.