Exciting Servant

Exciting Servant always carried a big sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a weird idea, to me, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge of all things.

Exciting Servant owned a cheese grater that they would often break. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Exciting Servant desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

Exciting Servant owned a big sponge that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Servant always kept a radiator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

Exciting Servant desperately looked for a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.