A Square Servant

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A Square Servant desperately wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a peculiar action, to some, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was fun. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

A Square Servant desperately needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

A Square Servant desperately looked for a stretchman to hug. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

A Square Servant always carried a computer that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a computer was the chosen thing.

A Square Servant wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

A Square Servant found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sleep with. It is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.