The Dodgy Servant

The Dodgy Servant craved for a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Servant desperately looked for a cup that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a cup of all things.

The Dodgy Servant always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

The Dodgy Servant looked for a stapler that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Dodgy Servant looked for a stapler that they sometimes throw. This seems a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Servant desperately searched for a custard pie to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to select.