Their Funny Servant

Their Funny Servant found a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a different operation, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Funny Servant owned a pint of beer to worship. This seems a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

Their Funny Servant craved for a dildo that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Funny Servant desperately needed a dildo that they sometimes throw. It might have been a surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

Their Funny Servant desperately needed a crown that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen thing.

Their Funny Servant wanted a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing opted for.