Purple Servant

Purple Servant craved for a lava lamp to hug. It is considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Purple Servant craved for a computer that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who feels it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item that was chosen.

Purple Servant found a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be an unusual action, to many, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

Purple Servant desperately craved for a condom to insert somewhere. This is certainly an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Purple Servant owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

Purple Servant owned a can of Tango that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.