The Cheerful Snake

The Cheerful Snake looked for a pint of beer to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Snake, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Snake looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a strange action, to many, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Snake wanted a stapler that they liked to demolish. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Snake owned a custard pie that they sometimes annihilate It should be a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Snake always kept a piece of paper to sit and look at. This seems a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Snake desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing selected.